axolotl
Nunquam non paratus
Good one.
My 80+ y/o neighbor lucked out. He has complete sensorineural hearing loss in one ear, meaning he does not have to buy one.
Since he prefers 50s and 60s bop and post-bop, it should not matter, anyway.
Edit: I deleted the prior message, as it was an orphan without the photo. Please excuse. I should've told you.

