Random Food Thoughts

[Nickyboy]

I had red flannel hash for breakfast. I am going to have to remember not to scream in holy terror later today when I poop.

 

[Mattafett]

We had Cervelas tonight. The jury is out on it. It was handmade in New Glarus, WI, by a Swiss meat shoppe. Good, but I prefer kielbasa.

 

[Nickyboy]

We had Cervelas tonight. The jury is out on it. It was handmade in New Glarus, WI, by a Swiss meat shoppe. Good, but I prefer kielbasa.

Cervelat cooked over an open fire is one of the best things in the world, for me. Who was the producer? I order Swiss sausage from a producer in Colorado on occasion.

 

[Mattafett]

Cervelat cooked over an open fire is one of the best things in the world, for me. Who was the producer? I order Swiss sausage from a producer in Colorado on occasion.

http://ruefsmeatmarket.com/

 

[axolotl]

An old friend on Facebook posted a picture of dinner on the patio with what looked like very long stringy spears of asparagus.

He said they were sauteed garter snakes.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Cook-a-Snake/

 

[Nickyboy]

An old friend on Facebook posted a picture of dinner on the patio with what looked like very long stringy spears of asparagus.

He said they were sauteed garter snakes.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Cook-a-Snake/

Garter snakes are meant to be in the garden, not on a dinner plate.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Garter snakes are meant to be in the garden, not on a dinner plate.

So there are things you won't eat!

 

[Nickyboy]

So there are things you won't eat!

I've had rattlesnake before, but wouldn't want to eat a Garter snake. They are the good guys!

 

[axolotl]

I've had rattlesnake before, but wouldn't want to eat a Garter snake. They are the good guys!

I'm sure his wife was the actual culprit, and he's more just a colleague from my high school graduation class.

P.S. I reciprocate professional courtesy with snakes.

 

[Worm]

An old friend on Facebook posted a picture of dinner on the patio with what looked like very long stringy spears of asparagus.

He said they were sauteed garter snakes.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Cook-a-Snake/

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Google CEO makes fixing hamburger emoji his top priority.

https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple

There is some debate about what the proper order of assembly is of a burger.

 

[axolotl]

Google CEO makes fixing hamburger emoji his top priority.

https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple

There is some debate about what the proper order of assembly is of a burger.

CHEESE ON A BUN! What were they thinking?

 

[Nickyboy]

CHEESE ON A BUN! What were they thinking?

I have to stay out of this conversation because my wife does things.....differently.

 

[Nickyboy]

Scored a couple of black truffles this afternoon!!! They smell like heaven. I need to make fresh pasta tomorrow.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

^I'm sure they're great, but I don't think I could eat something that looks like some kind of animal scat.

 

[Nickyboy]

^I'm sure they're great, but I don't think I could eat something that looks like some kind of animal scat.

OK, I will admit, yeah they do. But the flavor? Insanely, deeply musky. Think "mushrooms" times 10. You need very little on a dish.

 

[Mattafett]

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

My favorite toppings on a two topping pizza are ham and pineapple.

 

[Nickyboy]

My favorite toppings on a two topping pizza are ham and pineapple.

It's a great combo.

 

[Nickyboy]

We got a card in the mail for 3 months free at BJ's Wholesale Club. OK, let's give it a shot. We bought a big bag of shelled walnuts. I opened it last night to use with dinner and they were rancid. Then I saw the expiration date on the bag was Sept. 14.
I don't think we will be going back to BJ's, other than today to get my money back.