Ojai Sam
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He used to rob donut stores but got tired of the hole business.
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axolotl
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These puns just keep getting cruller.
Ojai Sam
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They are twisted, aren’t they?
axolotl
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Threads like these make me think, "I donut want to go on."
Ojai Sam
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Yeah, why fritter your time away here?
axolotl
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I cannoli speculate as to why.
Nickyboy
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My eyes are starting to glaze over after reading all these puns.
Unsomnambulist
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Whole Foods does not sell Equal or any aspartame sweetener.
Interesting that they let the hippy dippy come before making money.
Interesting that they let the hippy dippy come before making money.
Unsomnambulist
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Unsomnambulist
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I've been feeling kind of sick, so of course I ordered a pizza to make it worse.
Nickyboy
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Gruyère made outside Switzerland and France is not, imo, anywhere close to the real thing.
www.nytimes.com
Is Gruyère Still Gruyère if It Doesn’t Come From Gruyères? (Published 2022)
A federal judge says yes, siding with U.S. cheese producers who say gruyère can be produced anywhere, not just in Switzerland and France.
Unsomnambulist
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What happened to Cheez-Its? They now taste like cheese-flavored sawdust.
Nickyboy
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My wife loves them. I think they are vile.
Ojai Sam
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It’s Gotta Be the Shoes: M&M’s Characters Get New Footwear
It turns out that the biggest uni news of the week took place in the candy aisle.
uni-watch.com
Unsomnambulist
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I ordered Domino's and then cancelled the order 45 minutes later because I could tell it was going to take 1.5 hours to get me to and would be stale and cold as shit.
Domino's has gotten incredibly expensive for what they offer and is now a horrible value. From their bitching online, they aren't paying employees that much better and are having trouble hiring, so where is the money going?
Domino's has gotten incredibly expensive for what they offer and is now a horrible value. From their bitching online, they aren't paying employees that much better and are having trouble hiring, so where is the money going?
Nickyboy
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We used to order Domino's in college all the time, and I thought it was pretty good pizza. My wife and I don't live near one, so I hadn't had it in years, until about 5 years ago I was working on a project in north-central PA and got a small pizza from them for dinner in my hotel. They had been advertising that they had "improved" their recipe. I had one slice and threw the rest of it in the trash. It was under-cooked, the sauce tasted like metal, and the cheese was rubbery. I don't know if they've gotten better since then, but I have no interest in finding out.
Ojai Sam
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Domino’s delivers first drop in US sales in more than a decade
Domino’s Pizza posted its first drop in U.S. same-store sales in over a decade on Thursday, as the world’s biggest pizza chain grappled with a slowdown in delivery demand and a tig…
nypost.com
Ojai Pizza – The Only Good Pizza
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