Random Food Thoughts

[Ojai Sam]

Meet the superfans trying to save Tab

In October 2020, the moment Trish Priest had been dreading arrived: Tab, the decades-old diet drink, was being killed off by parent company Coca-Cola.

www.cnn.com

 

[Nickyboy]

Domino’s delivers first drop in US sales in more than a decade

Domino’s Pizza posted its first drop in U.S. same-store sales in over a decade on Thursday, as the world’s biggest pizza chain grappled with a slowdown in delivery demand and a tig…

nypost.com

Supposedly, our Domino’s store is one of the top grossing outlets in the country. However, we always buy our pizza at an outstanding local restaurant, Ojai Pizza. Their Alfredo chicken pizza is awesome.

Ojai Pizza – The Only Good Pizza

theonlygoodpizza.com

We have a place nearby that makes an outstanding Buffalo chicken pizza. They don't deliver, so we only get it when my sister-in-law visits because she loves it.

 

[Nickyboy]

Meet the superfans trying to save Tab

In October 2020, the moment Trish Priest had been dreading arrived: Tab, the decades-old diet drink, was being killed off by parent company Coca-Cola.

www.cnn.com

I can taste it just by looking at that pink can.

 

[axolotl]

I wish I wasn't always hungry when I needed to eat.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

I ate too much and then chased it with a hot cup of decaf coffee and now I feel like shit.

 

[axolotl]

I ate too much and then chased it with a hot cup of decaf coffee and now I feel like shit.

What an ideal time to post on Twitter!

 

[Unsomnambulist]

What an ideal time to post on Twitter!

Yes, I know you're stalking me.

 

[axolotl]

Yes, I know you're stalking me.

Not really.

Broadcasting persecutory thoughts is more my game.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Nobody told me that when you got old you couldn't keep eating whatever you wanted.

 

[axolotl]

Nobody told me that when you got old you couldn't keep eating whatever you wanted.

My AARP magazine tells me that every month, and I only read the front cover.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1495209862984351747

 

[axolotl]

My reaction to food when the edibles aren't enough...

 

[axolotl]

...although, to be clear, I prefer chicken or fish.

 

[axolotl]

Spoiler

What are the three rules of the Bechdel test?
Definition of Bechdel Test

Note: The usual criteria of the Bechdel Test are (1) that at least two women are featured, (2) that these women talk to each other, and (3) that they discuss something other than a man.

 

[axolotl]

Lower level Dad joke:

Q: Why are there Poptarts and no Momtarts?

A: It's because of the Pastryarchy.

 

[Nickyboy]

Lower level Dad joke:

Q: Why are there Poptarts and no Momtarts?

A: It's because of the Pastryarchy.

stealing that (No! I didn't say "stole". No pictures or jokes!)

 

[axolotl]

stealing that (No! I didn't say "stole". No pictures or jokes!)

Yes, this is steel.



ETA: But stainless is painless.

 

[axolotl]

 

[Unsomnambulist]

A 'molecular drinks printer' claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails

You'll pay by the drink for each of the thousands of beverages Cana One can seemingly mix.

www.engadget.com

 

[axolotl]

A 'molecular drinks printer' claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails

You'll pay by the drink for each of the thousands of beverages Cana One can seemingly mix.

www.engadget.com

I.don't.know.what.to.think.anymore.