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[axolotl]

He's still in the present tense. He's 94 years old.

His acting never got better, did it?

Okay, Mom(o) showed up. I need to go exorcise again.

 

[Ojai Sam]

Now I see why Jackie Gleason preferred to travel by rail rather than fly.

 

[axolotl]

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Now I see why Jackie Gleason preferred to travel by rail rather than fly.

No plane would hold him.

From:

Jackie Gleason’s unhealthy lifestyle contributed to his death​

https://www.villages-news.com/2018/...unhealthy-lifestyle-contributed-to-his-death/

His lifestyle was so self-destructive that it is amazing that he lived to be as old as 71. He was morbidly obese, often weighing in at close to 300 pounds. He was famous for being able to drink every other actor under the table, and smoked more than four packs of Marlboro cigarettes a day. His favorite food was red meat, he loved rich desserts and hated vegetables. He did not exercise, even after he moved to Miami where his home had an exercise room that was larger and better-equipped than most commercial gyms.

Hence....

 

[Unsomnambulist]

No plane would hold him.

From:

Jackie Gleason’s unhealthy lifestyle contributed to his death​

https://www.villages-news.com/2018/...unhealthy-lifestyle-contributed-to-his-death/



Hence....

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It was rumored that Nixon showed Gleason the bodies of ETs.

 

[axolotl]

It was rumored that Nixon showed Gleason the bodies of ETs.

Yes, and he owned a UFO house.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Yes, and he owned a UFO house.

UFO = unlimited food orgies?

 

[axolotl]

UFO = unlimited food orgies?

Yes. He wasn't allowed on flying saucers, either.

 

[Nickyboy]

Yes. He wasn't allowed on flying saucers, either.

That's just because the tractor beams weren't strong enough to bring him up.

 

[axolotl]

That's just because the tractor beams weren't strong enough to bring him up.

True, but they helped reduce the bedsores.

 

[Ojai Sam]

Nonstop fun!

 

[Ojai Sam]

 

[Nickyboy]

"Open and all hours" AND a closed sign?!! I am contacting my counselor right. now.

 

[Ojai Sam]

 

[axolotl]

^ That's a great way to keep tobacco smoke out of the lungs.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

^ That's a great way to keep tobacco smoke out of the lungs.

I wonder if they had to pay Allen Ginsberg for use of his likeness.

 

[Ojai Sam]

Joan Crawford (1928)

 

[Ojai Sam]

MGM Backlot (1939)

 

[Ojai Sam]

Ruby Keeler

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Buddy Hackett's house.

 

[axolotl]

^ I can't see it for all the people in front.