So tonight I make my conducting debut
6 months ago at a symphony benefit, my wife won in a live auction to be the conductor during the piece "Sleigh Ride" at the Baton Rouge Symphony's wonderful Holiday Pops show. Of course, I envisioned it as a fun but ceremonial activity - the orchestra can do Sleigh Ride in their sleep without some random guy up the waving his arms. When I saw the orchestra's associate conductor this week and told him I was excited about the experience, he asked me with wide eyes "You mean you haven't had any lessons yet!?" I informed him I had the rehearsal this week. His response was "No they don't really instruct you during that; they run through the whole show". He immediately made an appointment for a lunchtime lesson this past Wednesday. "You want the orchestra to respect you! You want to look like you know what you're doing" (but I don't). So I was fine for months, then all of a sudden, was quite nervous. My knowledge of musical scores is passable from past piano and guitarwork, but I've never read an orchestral score before. Plus I've very left-handed and conductors keep time with their right hand (with few exceptions).
Well after an hour with the conductor, tons of practice on my own and playing "Sleigh Ride" about 30 times over the past two days (curious if it will rise up on my scrobbles list), had rehearsal with the full orchestra last night. Happy to say it went well - never lost time and timed the "whip cracks" perfectly. Really a lot of fun.
Of course, tonight is the big show in front of an audience of 1500 of my closest friends

Yikes! Should be fun though - looking forward to it.
Does this mean people should call me "Maestro" after tonight?