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There's a tiny, one room restaurant in downtown New Haven, CT called Louis' Lunch. They claim to: 1) have invented the hamburger as we know it today and 2) to be the oldest hamburger restaurant in the US (that's all they sell). They have heavy, cast iron "meat toasters" that are fired by gas jets inside. The two doors fold down part way on the sides and they slide the burgers in in baskets (like what you see above). There is a hole in the counter and the fat from the grilling meat (sorry....toasting meat) drips down into a huge grease trap in the basement. They use a secret, proprietary mix of beef cuts, and they push raw onions into the top of the burgers before grilling them. Only toppings you can get are ketchup and mustard, and the burger is served not on a bun, but on white bread toast (also cooked in the meat toaster). And don't ask for any variations for your burger. When you go to Louis' Lunch, you get the burger that Louis' Lunch makes. If you want it another way, go to MacDonald's! One of the tastiest burgers I have had. And it's all due to those ancient meat toasters.

LA used to have a place of the same type called Cassell’s. It was located in a nondescript hole in the wall slightly west of downtown. They featured hamburgers with the slogan “W.G.O.O.” (we grind our own) which they did, using top quality beef. They had an old crossfire grill with a drawer that pulled out to place the meat which then went back inside to receive 500° heat on top and bottom.There's a tiny, one room restaurant in downtown New Haven, CT called Louis' Lunch. They claim to: 1) have invented the hamburger as we know it today and 2) to be the oldest hamburger restaurant in the US (that's all they sell). They have heavy, cast iron "meat toasters" that are fired by gas jets inside. The two doors fold down part way on the sides and they slide the burgers in in baskets (like what you see above). There is a hole in the counter and the fat from the grilling meat (sorry....toasting meat) drips down into a huge grease trap in the basement. They use a secret, proprietary mix of beef cuts, and they push raw onions into the top of the burgers before grilling them. Only toppings you can get are ketchup and mustard, and the burger is served not on a bun, but on white bread toast (also cooked in the meat toaster). And don't ask for any variations for your burger. When you go to Louis' Lunch, you get the burger that Louis' Lunch makes. If you want it another way, go to MacDonald's! One of the tastiest burgers I have had. And it's all due to those ancient meat toasters.
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A Visit to Louis' Lunch, Home of the Hamburger
One of the nation's most important hamburger institutions, Louis' Lunch lays claim to having invented the dish we love so much. The burger here is known more for its isn'ts than anything else. It isn't served on a bun but on slices of toast. It isn't served with condiments. It is, however, a...www.seriouseats.com

LA used to have a place of the same type called Cassell’s. It was located in a nondescript hole in the wall slightly west of downtown. They featured hamburgers with the slogan “W.G.O.O.” (we grind our own) which they did, using top quality beef. They had an old crossfire grill with a drawer that pulled out to place the meat which then went back inside to receive 500° heat on top and bottom.
Everything on the menu had a number, and the crabby old cook would correct you with the number if you made the mistake of ordering a double cheeseburger by name. The owner, also an older guy but much friendlier, ran the cash register.
While you were waiting for your burger to grill, you would slide your tray along past a minimalist buffet that featured only lettuce, tomato, onion, and potato salad made with lots of horseradish. There were also homemade dressings and ketchupalong with fresh squeezed lemonade. According to the attorney who introduced me to this place, also an older guy (notice a pattern developing here?) the owner told him that the only way to enjoy his potato salad was to smother it in 1000 island dressing. Worked for me.
As someone who ate a lot of burgers back in the day, this joint had by far the best purist sandwich I ever saw. From the exquisite meat to the fresh buns to the top quality sides, it was a perfect package. Adding fancy toppings or a high class dining room would have been gilding the lily.
Some years ago, the owner died and the restaurant was moved to a new Korean hotel. It still gets good reviews, and they seem to be trying to maintain the old flair. But I have never visited the current location, not wanting to disturb the slumbering memories of beloved burgers of the past.
I often find myself avoiding a beloved place (even if it hasn't moved) because I too don't want to "spoil the memories".LA used to have a place of the same type called Cassell’s. It was located in a nondescript hole in the wall slightly west of downtown. They featured hamburgers with the slogan “W.G.O.O.” (we grind our own) which they did, using top quality beef. They had an old crossfire grill with a drawer that pulled out to place the meat which then went back inside to receive 500° heat on top and bottom.
Everything on the menu had a number, and the crabby old cook would correct you with the number if you made the mistake of ordering a double cheeseburger by name. The owner, also an older guy but much friendlier, ran the cash register.
While you were waiting for your burger to grill, you would slide your tray along past a minimalist buffet that featured only lettuce, tomato, onion, and potato salad made with lots of horseradish. There were also homemade dressings and ketchupalong with fresh squeezed lemonade. According to the attorney who introduced me to this place, also an older guy (notice a pattern developing here?) the owner told him that the only way to enjoy his potato salad was to smother it in 1000 island dressing. Worked for me.
As someone who ate a lot of burgers back in the day, this joint had by far the best purist sandwich I ever saw. From the exquisite meat to the fresh buns to the top quality sides, it was a perfect package. Adding fancy toppings or a high class dining room would have been gilding the lily.
Some years ago, the owner died and the restaurant was moved to a new Korean hotel. It still gets good reviews, and they seem to be trying to maintain the old flair. But I have never visited the current location, not wanting to disturb the slumbering memories of beloved burgers of the past.
That applies to red wine as well.btw, I have made homemade ketchup a number of times. It's very easy and tastes amazing. Keep it too long in the fridge, though, and it turns to a variation on bbq sauce.

I've done that too. I agree.That applies to red wine as well.
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I was wondering why I hadn't seem him on my trip to N.B.View attachment 12391
Potato Man, New Brunswick
Wow, you were just a young spud.I was wondering why I hadn't seem him on my trip to N.B.
It turns out it was constructed in 1969. I went with my parents in 1966.
I was 13. I had just begun to spudder.Wow, you were just a young spud.

At that age, I was half-baked.I was 13. I had just begun to spudder.![]()
It's my understanding that gift certificates can't expire, even if there is wording to the effect on them. Someone paid money for them to exchange for goods (food) and if you haven't redeemed them to receive said goods, the transaction isn't complete.^ I have two $25 gift certificates for The Cheesecake Factory.
I've had them for years, possibly since 2016, assuming they were both currently valid and invalid.
They are Schrodinger's gift certificates now.