Random Food Photos

[Ojai Sam]

 

[axolotl]

^ Proceeds to 7-upchuck

 

[Nickyboy]

^^I've heard of a purple cow, but not a white one.

 

[axolotl]

^^I've heard of a purple cow, but not a white one.

Would you rather see than be one?

 

[Ojai Sam]

You can’t fool us, Elvis. We know you are using lard, not shortening.

 

[Nickyboy]

^ That's a recipe for braised pot roast, Elvis, not roast beef.

 

[Ojai Sam]

Working family menu in England (1912)

 

[Nickyboy]

Boy, they reeeeaaally like their tea, bread, and butter (or lard).

 

[axolotl]

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Working family menu in England (1912)

It'd butter have been a working family, or they'd end up looking like Everett True.

 

[Ojai Sam]

Snack time for the Frito-Lay Board of Directors

 

[Unsomnambulist]

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Snack time for the Frito-Lay Board of Directors

Potato chips in a box!

 

[Nickyboy]

Potato chips in a box!

They even come in tubes!

 

[axolotl]

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Snack time for the Frito-Lay Board of Directors

"All right. Who pocketed the can opener?"

 

[Ojai Sam]

 

[axolotl]

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Well, owl be damned

 

[Ojai Sam]

Alcatraz Dining Hall

 

[axolotl]

^ Is there a more apt emoji than this?

 

[Unsomnambulist]

^ Is there a more apt emoji than this?

Pretty good fare for a captive audience.

 

[Nickyboy]

I can't tell you the last time I had a good mustard, let alone a whole one.

 

[Ojai Sam]

“Here, kid. Wash this one yourself.”