Random Food Thoughts

[axolotl]

US may face french fry shortage from poor potato crop

The U.S. may face a french fry shortage due to a poor potato crop.

6abc.com

Is this a result of global pre-frying?

 

[Nickyboy]

I had two exceptionally delicious meals while on vacation. Time to write letters to chefs and ask if they will share the recipes with me.

 

[Nickyboy]

Mom-and-pop pierogi restaurants are dying out: https://www.eater.com/2019/12/19/21... restaurants are among the last of their kind

Patti's in Fall River is about 15 minutes from us. We go there a few times a year. Delicious, tender pierogis and fantastic kielbasa! I hope she can convince her son to take over the business, or I might just have to.

 

[Old Uncle Toe]

I’m out for errands and needing lunch. I have a strong craving for Chinese food. But the traffic is so bad I stopped at the diner and am getting a club sandwich. It’s almost the same thing, right?

 

[Unsomnambulist]

I’m out for errands and needing lunch. I have a strong craving for Chinese food. But the traffic is so bad I stopped at the diner and am getting a club sandwich. It’s almost the same thing, right?

You could've had a V8.

 

[axolotl]

 

[axolotl]

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move.
This is how they found him.


This photo and caption are from 2012, on Imgur.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

The possum is now on insulin. Thanks, Australian bakery!

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Had to brush my teeth a second time because of butter-breath.

 

[Nickyboy]

Had to brush my teeth a second time because of butter-breath.

That's a new one for me.
My wife drinks a lot of tea. She often has tea-breath. Uffa!

don't forget to scrub your tongue, too, and gargle!

 

[axolotl]

Had to brush my teeth a second time because of butter-breath.

I take it that this is not analogous to butter-face.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

I take it that this is not analogous to butter-face.

I hope not.

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Cucumber sandwiches with Frank Zappa

Caroline Boucher recalls afternoon tea with California's king of outrage

www.theguardian.com

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Plant-based burgers will make men grow boobs, Livestock News reports

There's still no evidence to support this claim.

arstechnica.com

 

[Unsomnambulist]

Once again, I am reminded that only a fool buys groceries at a convenience store.

Signed, a fool.

 

[Nickyboy]

Once again, I am reminded that only a fool buys groceries at a convenience store.

Signed, a fool.

Maybe. But you're our fool!

 

[Unsomnambulist]

They should totally make a caffeinated version of Swiss Miss. It would sell very well.

 

[axolotl]

They should totally make a caffeinated version of Swiss Miss. It would sell very well.

So, are you contemplating murder, or simply voluntary manslaughter?

 

[axolotl]

 

[Unsomnambulist]

The Trouble With Bread: What I Discovered When I Tried to Get to the Bottom of My Gluten Intolerance

American bread is processed in a way that may be making us sick.

www.alternet.org