axolotl
Nunquam non paratus
Bitter, Bitter Weeks ~ s/t (2003)

There are times when I will allow somebody inside my bastion (I call it Bluebeard's Castle) who will then see my CD collection, and ask "Why?"
I tend to answer "Why not" before tripping the lever that sends them into my dungeon.
This is a nice one by Brian McTear, who goes by the nom de plume of Bitter, Bitter Weeks. By the way, if you Google Bitter Bitter Weeks, you'll see a lot about carpet cleaning.
I don't know why. Stop asking. Don't make me send you into my cornfield.

There are times when I will allow somebody inside my bastion (I call it Bluebeard's Castle) who will then see my CD collection, and ask "Why?"
I tend to answer "Why not" before tripping the lever that sends them into my dungeon.
This is a nice one by Brian McTear, who goes by the nom de plume of Bitter, Bitter Weeks. By the way, if you Google Bitter Bitter Weeks, you'll see a lot about carpet cleaning.
I don't know why. Stop asking. Don't make me send you into my cornfield.
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